Paula Dean, long time accused racist and butter enthusiast, is hoping to make a comeback while better people than her are busy with other things.
“I don’t remember anything. Maybe nobody else will either?”
Ms. Dean had her youngest grandchild, who has been kept in the dark about granny, help her set up an iPhone propped up by cookbooks. She also finally ordered that insta pot, defrosted over 3 gallons of butter and is ready to go.
“Maybe they’ll forget everything that happened before 2020?” Ms. Dean was allegedly overheard saying to nobody in particular.
