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In Stunning Move, Taylor Swift Denies Win to “President Elect” Kanye West

Calmly walking across his victory stage, Ms. Swift revealed to Mr. West the hoax the nation played on him.

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Credit: Pieter-Jannick Dijkstra, Flickr & Jana Beamer
NOVEMBER 5, 2028 – NEW YORK CITY

“But I’m a new Jesus,” said Mr. West through an auto tuned microphone before being led off stage to cheers and laughs. West had a recreation of the White House front portico built for his acceptance speech. It was being taken down as he left the Jacob Javits Center.

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