The Future
Rick Steves Made Earth President For Life
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The Future – April 22, 2021, New York City, Former United Nations – 12:12 p.m.
In a not-surprising victory, Rick Steve’s, TV’s legendary travel author and presenter, took to the stage at the Earth Headquarters in NYC this afternoon and gave a rousing speech to a largely, at first, silent audience.
“This is good. Trust me. I’m way better than anyone else around, let me tell you,” proclaimed Steves. “My first priority is to end all war, end all religion, create a 100% free food, education and housing, and cancel All Access Hollywood and the entire E. Network.”
At first almost inaudible, a slow clap from the back of the newly renamed “Earth Palace” began to take hold, growing into a respectable applause.
At the end of his historic speech, Steves led a parade out of the auditorium with Kenny Bobien’s “You Are My Friend” playing over the loudspeakers.
