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MasterClass Desperate For Content; Introduces Gwyneth Paltrow’s Scream Therapist
Platform will continue to scrape the bottom of the barrel for content, like an upcoming class on Tibetan Moon Howling featuring Richard Gere’s Yoga Instructor, Jesus Gonzales.
MAY 16, 2020 – MALIBU, CA
Yoon Muk was thrilled at the idea. “When MasterClass offered this job to me to teach people the benefits of screams, and make a BOATLOAD of quick cash, I jumped at the opportunity,” said Ms. Muk from her 5 x 12 room in her employer Gwyneth Paltrow’s basement. “As long as I keep up the mistress’ lessons, she said I could do this too. And keep 20% of the money.” Yoon also serves as full time cupper to Ms. Paltrow and her family.
Planned, upcoming classes also include:
Tibetan Moon Howling
With Jesus Gonzales, prayer master and yoga instructor to acting legend Richard Gere.
Being Yourself
A thoughtful meditation of facing your demons and realizing your own self non-worth with Susan Sarandon’s Ping Pong Manager, Chad Michaels.
Living With Bad Choices
How to cope with them, from Mike Pence’s valet of 30 years, Jebs.