A spokesperson for the Proxima Centuri Federation of Planets said the lawsuit was filed in US District Court last Friday.
Jowl Ra Heth, spokesperson for the government of the Proxima Centuri Federation of Planets, responded to media requests via fax. “We are saddened and shocked that our former ambassador to the Sol star system has decided to use a graphic pattern, one we used in a message to earth 25 years ago, to start a new money-making venture. While the establishment of yet another social media platform in order to lull the human race into a state of codependency is in alignment with our goals of ultimate domination, the wholesale theft of our intellectual property is really a new low for Mr. Zuckerberg.” The “threaded a” was originally used in a galactic communication in a wheat field in Le Chalet-à-Gobet, Switzerland in 1998.
