The Future

Rick Steves Made Earth President For Life

Aliens: “We don’t care what anyone else thinks. He’s in charge. Do what he says.”

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5 years ago

April 18, 2020

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The Future – April 22, 2021, New York City, Former United Nations – 12:12 p.m.

In a not-surprising victory, Rick Steve’s, TV’s legendary travel author and presenter, took to the stage at the Earth Headquarters in NYC this afternoon and gave a rousing speech to a largely, at first, silent audience.

“This is good. Trust me. I’m way better than anyone else around, let me tell you,” proclaimed Steves. “My first priority is to end all war, end all religion, create a 100% free food, education and housing, and cancel All Access Hollywood and the entire E. Network.”

Rick, shaking hands with Zeldar, Leader of the Pleiades.

At first almost inaudible, a slow clap from the back of the newly renamed “Earth Palace” began to take hold, growing into a respectable applause.

At the end of his historic speech, Steves led a parade out of the auditorium with Kenny Bobien’s “You Are My Friend” playing over the loudspeakers.

Newly minted World Council Members initially react in silence before breaking into claps, eventually joining in a parade down 1st Avenue.

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In Stunning Move, Taylor Swift Denies Win to “President Elect” Kanye West

Calmly walking across his victory stage, Ms. Swift revealed to Mr. West the hoax the nation played on him.

Published

5 years ago

May 24, 2020

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NOVEMBER 5, 2028 – NEW YORK CITY

“But I’m a new Jesus,” said Mr. West through an auto tuned microphone before being led off stage to cheers and laughs. West had a recreation of the White House front portico built for his acceptance speech. It was being taken down as he left the Jacob Javits Center.