Special Report
National Hypocrisy Containment Systems Nearing Dangerous Levels
People began posting pictures of themselves wearing masks outdoors.
A worker desperately works the gauges at the Cleveland facility Wednesday morning.
Scientists sounded the alarm over the dangerous situation during a press conference at the National Organization for Hypocritical Containment, or NOHAC. Hypocrisy compressors will begin to break down and leak lethal hypocrisy into the atmosphere within the next few days.
The situation changed drastically as people who formerly didn’t have masks began wearing them.
Facebook users are clearly the worst.
Clearly didn’t have mask before this photo.
What’s clear is that the spike in hypocrisy was driven by Facebook, Twitter and Instagram users as they began posting pictures of themselves wearing masks outdoors.
At press, global hypocrisy levels are also increasing sharply. “We’re coordinating efforts with GLOHAG, the world-wide containment organization based in Switzerland.”