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Travel Vloggers Turning to Dioramas in Desperate Attempt at Relevancy
My diorama… there’s only so many ways to frame Cambodia.
Brooklyn, NYC – April 16, 10:14 a.m.
Justin Cabot-Van Leer III arranged toothpicks and dolls through bloodshot eyes in his Brooklyn condo. He shares his home with his long-time fiancé, Keely Fisher-Brooks. The pair became engaged 12 years ago when they were both 21. His latest work: A diorama of their planned trip to Bangladesh.
Justin presents his work to the All of Humanity photographer.
“I’m exhausted from the heartache and the worry,” struggled Justin. “Our last travel was in Mid March. We’ve already exhausted footage from that trip… there’s only so many ways to frame Cambodia.”
The pair’s full-time focus for the past 3 years has been luxury travel blogging. “We think travel is essential for the soul. Mother always said so,” yelled Keely from the kitchen where she was making a fresh Nespresso. “It’s a crime we can’t get our lattes from Variety anymore,” referencing the popular Williamsburg java haunt. “Dad should call the governor.”
It’s a crime we can’t get our lattes…
The entrepreneurs have watched in vain as their followers on instagram have not commented, liked or shared their latest posts. Similarly, their YouTube views are at all-time lows on their channel, “Travel & Soul Experts.”
“Maybe I need to go back to law school,” Justin questioned. Then losing focus, turned his attention to his Twitter news feed.
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New Study Finds Alternate Explanation for Dinosaur Extinction
Larry led a group of proud dinosaurs who didn’t listen to “fake news” or the “liberal elite.”
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Is Dr. Bornstein Moonlighting as the Allegedly Debunked Plandemic Dr. Judy Mikovits?
Uncanny similarities may answer the question, “Who is Judy Mikovitz?”
People everywhere are speculating that the famous doctor is also the same debunked scientist from panned Plandemic movie… you know, like Michael & Latoya Jackson. Just everywhere… everyone is talking about it and everyone is thinking it. Who is? Everyone.
Remember Dr. Bornstein? This will trip your memory:
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And regarding Dr. Mikovits, if you haven’t seen it:
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Couple From Tau Ceti Star System Taking A Second Look At Home On Earth
Couple looking for new adventures had previously passed on the Solar System altogether.
Just two years ago it was a hard pass.
TUESDAY JUNE 19, 5:39 PM – EARTH’S MOON
Speaking with AOH reporters from an abandoned model-planet site-viewing platform on the Earth-side of the moon, Juxthorpe and Nancy Kylomor-Nuchttadbetter looked on at the planet as the sun began to set. “It’s not what we saw in EY (Earth Year) 2017,” said Nancy. “I can’t describe it, but it used to appear sick. Like it had an infection.”
Nancy and Juxthorpe are planning to have a family within the next 138 EY years. They’ve been looking to “expand our horizons.” With her pregnancy in just its 63rd trimester, all 196,890,231 of her sack eggs are healthy.
And with 30 year fixed ARM mortages at just 2.9%, it’s a sweeter deal for the Kylomor-Nuchttadbetter family.
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