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Man Stares into Tepid Pan of Slowy Heating Water

Off to the side, a single springer spaniel grunted gently as she sat down to watch.

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Poaching Eggs No Longer Cathartic.

For the 23rd Saturday in a row, a Detroit man has made poached eggs in his modern, stylish apartment in Capitol Park.

“What is the meaning of all this,” he questioned to nobody in particular.

Off to the side, a single springer spaniel grunted gently as she sat down to watch.

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New Study Finds Alternate Explanation for Dinosaur Extinction

Larry led a group of proud dinosaurs who didn’t listen to “fake news” or the “liberal elite.”

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Is Dr. Bornstein Moonlighting as the Allegedly Debunked Plandemic Dr. Judy Mikovits?

Uncanny similarities may answer the question, “Who is Judy Mikovitz?”

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People everywhere are speculating that the famous doctor is also the same debunked scientist from panned Plandemic movie… you know, like Michael & Latoya Jackson. Just everywhere… everyone is talking about it and everyone is thinking it. Who is? Everyone.

Remember Dr. Bornstein? This will trip your memory: 

NBC News Exclusive: Trump Doctor Wrote Health Letter in Just 5 Minutes as Limo Waited

And regarding Dr. Mikovits, if you haven’t seen it:

A disgraced scientist and a viral video: how a Covid conspiracy theory started

Seen ‘Plandemic’? We Take A Close Look At The Viral Conspiracy Video’s Claims

Who is Judy Mikovits in ‘Plandemic,’ the coronavirus conspiracy video just banned from social media?

“I can’t tell the difference,” stated an unnamed source. “It’s like a panoply of hair and glasses…” (Src.: Norwell Health and Video Stills)

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Couple From Tau Ceti Star System Taking A Second Look At Home On Earth

Couple looking for new adventures had previously passed on the Solar System altogether.

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Just two years ago it was a hard pass.

TUESDAY JUNE 19, 5:39 PM – EARTH’S MOON

Speaking with AOH reporters from an abandoned model-planet site-viewing platform on the Earth-side of the moon, Juxthorpe and Nancy Kylomor-Nuchttadbetter looked on at the planet as the sun began to set. “It’s not what we saw in EY (Earth Year) 2017,” said Nancy. “I can’t describe it, but it used to appear sick. Like it had an infection.”

Nancy and Juxthorpe are planning to have a family within the next 138 EY years. They’ve been looking to “expand our horizons.” With her pregnancy in just its 63rd trimester, all 196,890,231 of her sack eggs are healthy.

And with 30 year fixed ARM mortages at just 2.9%, it’s a sweeter deal for the Kylomor-Nuchttadbetter family.

Earth viewing platform seeing more traffic in 2020.

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